Splatonious: The Duck Who Meant Business
In the bustling metropolis of Pond Street, where lily pads were traded like stocks and frogs argued over real estate, there lived a peculiar duck named Splatonious.
Now, Splatonious wasnât your average quacker. While other ducks were content splashing around in fountains or waddling aimlessly in parks, Splatonious wore a three-piece suit, a navy blue fedora, and carried a leather briefcase wherever he went. Some said he looked like a banker. Others whispered he was part of a very serious syndicate of waterfowl venture capitalists. But everyone agreed: w